Haywood sketched "Free Chucky Atkins" on his sneakers in an apparent show of support for his teammate, who has been the subject of trade rumors for several weeks and missed his third straight game to be with his wife, who delivered the couple's third child on Tuesday in Orlando.
FRee Chucky Atkins HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brendan Haywood thinks he's Harriet Tubman!!!
Its tru likeEtan said, the Foggy Bottom Metro is still an underground railroad. Yeah life so hard for Hobo Charlie: making cash money, breast feeding JOEL, not shaving, maintaining perfectly round head. SILENCE = DEATH CHUCKY! This season is like the Battaan Death March! Haywood's other shoe read:
"9/11. We will never forget, Chucky."
What does he want for Chucky? Hes got 40 acres in Potomac already, and we are fresh out of MULES in washington.
We totally support freedom of course. We rallied to support Mace Webber. We defended Kevin Duckworth. And Free Mumia Abu-Jamal. Hell yes on that. He was awesome in Cosby SHow and did no crimes except "Malcolm & Eddie" and now they want him executed??!! MADNESS.
But bigger newzz! Not the Four-peat!!! Thats big but this is bigger:
As you know wizznutzz and Juan Dixon worked for 2 years to get FDA approval for an ANTISPETIC BACON DISPENSER. We used the profits from the Ike Austin CHeeseboot to work with Manute Bol to build Cheese-Awareness Youth Academies in the SUdan but we had some cash left over and used it to finance development of our antiseptic bacon dispenser (aka "Operation Brown Angels") . The FDA said the sky blue coolant we used to keep the freshness in and the germs out caused deformities. We said "we tested it on Popeye Jones! He looked like that before, we swear!!" but they killed the project. But We are not sad to see another bacon dispenser enjoying success, though we think anyone can dispense of bacon, but not many men can claim a clean, fresh, sanitary rasher delivered to your hand in a sealed, flame-retardant anitbiotic pouch with courteousy and reliable customer service, so our bacon dreamzz are alive.
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