Big homecoming for local favorites Steve Blake and Juan Dixon!!
It was great seeing Juan launching midcourt threepees and great to see him doing it for the opposition. Its like if you dump youre girlfriend and she tries to get u back by rooting your best mate but jokes on him cause shes got gonny and a dirty barrel. But thats only a metaphor right cuz we know one thing Jaggers Dixon dont roll with is germzz!@!!.
AFter the game he embraced glibert Arenas then ran off court to burn his jersey and rub his body with a pumice stone cause Gil runs with dogs and probably has Toxoplasma gondii which you can also get from eating raw meat so NO HUGS FOR CHUCKY ATCKINS aka HOBO CHARLIE!!!
Poor JDix, signs with portland, cleanest city in the US, and even gets private use of team microbiologist, then ends up sharing a locker room with the Human Tapeworm!!! DTapes gets longer and wrigglier while the team wastes away.
Steve Blake said how great it was coming back to DC, even after the abuse he suffered all those yearzz in the Wiz commuinal shower aka 'Mystic Rivers'. So why was he all Smilezz???? Because little stevie has STockholm Syndrome is why!!!
ps We asked our Scandanavian intern Jarkko Ruuto about Stockhom Syndrome and he says in Stockholm its just know as "The Syndrome" or "Anstalt Kräkas" (Homesickness). Most popular holiday in Sweden (after Christmas and Last Day of the Ponies) is "Forkommen Själ", a week "of stolen souls" where kids around Sweden line up to wait for department store Plågoande, who is a beloved skinny captor figure in olive trousers and black balaclava, and when your turn in the line comes, Plågoande takes you and blindfolds you and takes you into a back room and leaves you for a week at end of which you leave him a present.
