I know we promissed more division previews and they are coming but whats the rush since Wiz gonna run the table right.
And big game tonight against Larry Paycheck and the Cavs, gonna be emotional and titely fought, a real Cleveland steamer!!!
In the meantime we locked our interns in the shop with craft paste and coolabah cask wine an told em not to come up till they had some fresh dopplegangers for us. They did good:
Thanks to superfanzzz Mike 'La' SOuza and ANdrea for their suggesting wayzz.!!!
MIKE wrote us about his recent wiz spottings:
"I was out smoking a cigarette one day and Rod Strickland strolled through the plaza in front of my building. But my best ever though was walking from the parking garage to my job one day, and I passed Gar Heard in the crosswalk, who was holding a banana. Priceless."
What day of the week was that I wonder??, because Gar heard actually has TWO bananas, he rotates them on diffewrent days.
The first banana was his "golden parachute" abe pollin gave him when he was fired. The second banana Gar got in exchange for donating his brain to the Garbot 2000 Artificial Intelligence Program.
He's half Gar Heard, half Colecovision and half "meat batteries". How about it science! Hes been learning new things this summer, learning about loneliness and dark corners and Hiram Fuller.
"LONG LIVE THE FLESH!!!!" "LONG LIVE THE FLESH!!!!" "LONG LIVE THE FLESH!!!!"
Maybe it wasnt even a banana at all you saw Mike, but Gar Heard's banana cellphone????
Superfanzz: get on the comments and email and tell us your favorite encounter, real or dreemed, that involved Gar Heard and a piece of fruit!!!
As for ANDREA, shes a wizznutzz fan ----- who IS A GIRL!! I know! and sheez cute no doubt.
We have one GIRL intern here DANA (Von) who back in 1996 when she was a famous radio call-in guest on the WTEM postgame show in 1996 was super hot with junk in the trunk and then we gave her a big signing bonus (all up front cuz it was a persihable bonus) and now her terry towel shorts are stained and poochy and her trunk has rust stains and the only junk she haz in it is bacterial trichomoniasis.
Her trunk is like that stolen car in REPO MAN, you think youll be knockin boots but when trunk opens XZZZZAAAAPPP you just a pair of smokin boots...
