Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Wizznutzz about to return soonn to preview 05-06 season and the chances for Party John Ramos to earn some real PT and talk about "big summer"---even if it involves riding akimbo in car of early morning shooting of Andray Blatche. Fame is Fame, PR is PR. ASK BILLY BUSH, BITCHES!!!!

Kevlar Wizz Wear on prototyped. Being tested by Ken BEatrice, who keeps requesting "thinner material." That's certain death, Ken!!! "Bring it on stinkface," say former radio talkshow host turned masocist / samatarian / garbage man. Sure thing says Andy Polley, an observant religous man who refused to fire his daughter's Tech-9 into heart of Ken on Rosh Hashanaa, but took a rain check for the less observant high holy days. Clean the muzzle, POlley!! Clean is so in, says former Buklket Wuan Duxiin, now member of Portaland Trailblaizers. "AIR IS SO ANTI BACTERIAL HERE!! I CAN ALMOST breathe withput oxygen tank and 14,000 miligrams of Allegra/Levitra combo imported from Winnepeg. Meanwhile, Steve Blake has already been passed around the locker room like a wet doobie!!!!!"

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THE NUTZZ ARE BACK AGAIN WITH LITTLE FANFARE SAVE FOR A SMALL CONTINGENT OF BLOODTHIRSTY FOLLOWERS--LIKE THE CAPS, ONLY LESS SUCKY!

AND TO THINK I MIGHT HAVE BEEN POSTING COMMENTS ON IVAN CARTER'S WP BLOG INSTEAD!

ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT GANGSTARR?

By David Vanterpool, at 8:38 AM

You gotta put up our "We don't need Chris Webber" song by Fidel Castro and the Beards

By Anonymous, at 9:30 AM

They've retired Chucky "Nub" Atkins' jersey at the University of South Florida, but they haven't retired the urban legends. Down in Tampa Bay, Nub (or "Nubness" or "Johnny Nub-Nubs") is king.

Myth #1: Atkins once threw half-court temper tantrum, saying he was the one who created the "Atkins Diet." Then berated the referees with creepy Screamin' Jay Hawkins' impression, shouting, "Carbs gonna getcha." (The Truth: Dehydration.)

Myth #2: Once charged a newspaperman, claiming it was he who had starred in Blue Lagoon, not Christoper Atkins. Atkins hollered, "Call Brooke," before twirling pretend mustache and saying, "Shields, that is." (The Truth: Dehydration.)

You need more, you know where to find me.

Spirit...out!

C. Ghost

By Chenier's Ghost, at 10:18 AM

Billy Bush is a straight gangsta. He will serve all of you, and then let Ananda Lewis pick up the pieces.

Love,

Billy Bush

By Anonymous, at 7:22 AM