Thursday, May 12, 2005
Onterrio SMith is caught at the airport with a drug test cheating prosthetic called:
THE ORIGINAL WHIZZINATOR
Have a look at this product and you may notice it comes in diffeent complexions but "ASHEY" is not one of them, and more shockingly, NO FORESKIN MODEL!!!
Whats a Charles Oakley to do!!!
Our intern Dana Von Postgame Show Call IN Girl has been using the WHizzinator for years, but not for evading drug tests. She uses it to sneak grog into ballgames and Applebees. She fills it with Chivas Regal and Yoohoo and when she is sneaking a drink it appears to bystanders as if she is merely a transvestite giving herself a Beej!
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YOU HAD US AT Anonymous!!!