Wednesday, April 27, 2005
OK where are the Wizznutzz incites on Game one you ask?
We have ONE INCITE:
Andres Nocioni is a filthy, greasy, South American whoreface Abigail DIRTY PLAYER !!!!
Top 3 Dirty Player of all time maybe:??
In the fourth Quarter of Game 1 the announcer accidentally called Ben Gordon, Ben "JORDAN" then suddenly Kwame Brown froze up and dirty Andres dove into kwames knee because he doesnt have the skill or manness to take on Kwame one-on-one in the court or in the other court, the COurt of Handsome Justice.
We are not the only ones who say this. An anonymous league executive said to ESPN last week that Andres Nocioni was "a greasy Agrentine rat"
First of all what do we know about Andres Nocioni? besides the fact that he leaves a foul trail of garlic sauce wherever goes and drinks shandys and masturbates infront of special education buses?? (from NBA.com profile)
We also know he is from Argentina, "Dirtiest Country on Earth" for 3rd year according to Parade Magazine.
Lets have a look at brief history of Argentina:
Numer One:
Argentina Hid Nazis after the war.
Andres Nocionis grandmother may have hid Nazis and mated with them.
So, Andres Nocioni, you are the son of Nazis and WHore.
Number 2:
The First Argentinians were Incans, the people who tore peoples hearts out and invented The Pyramid SCheme! Andres Nocioni is a modern day Incan. Gilbert ARenas has a postgame ritual of taking of his shirt. Andre has a ritual, he goes into the stands and hits children.
Number 3:
FALKLAND ISLANDS -1982 - BItches!!!!!!
Number 4:
One of most popula r bands in Argenitna EVER was
"Los Reconditos de Ricota" which means The Little Rolls of Ricotta cheese!!
Its damn true also. I Know right?!!!
Number 5:
Argentina home to most famous dirty player, MARADOna,
who used the "hand of God" to win a soccer game and "the Nose of Montana" to clear a pile of cocaine off a bar table.
Number 6:
Argentina legalized divorce, BUT not until 1987!!!!!!
ALso ANdres Nocioni invented herpes and has a 3-legged dog called Iago.
Andres Nocioni played in the Spanish League for a team called Injusto Vagabundo.
Andres Nocioni fought with the fascists against the Lincoln Brigade in the spanish civil war.
Spain is like Argentina, a beautiful country crawling with dirty people.
They are also sore losers.
Before puny England kicked ARgentinas ass ("Pardon me, How do you like silver, Bitch!!") England sank Spanish Armada and Spain lost supremacy of seas under the rule of weak Hapsburg kings. Now Spain only has supremacy of Spanish Melodramas and tapas, which is food for pockets not men.
Bring your ass-first play again, and see what happens Dirty ANdres
Thats it. Oh also, Scott SKiles is a Stout Bitch.
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