Monday, April 11, 2005  


Hey everybody, it's Dana!!! I'm drunk on my ass from Bartle & James, two old gents I met in a Denny's parking lot in Bowie!!! One of them claimed to be Mr. Pollin. I counted the rings around his neck and said, "You're only 79, Mr. Bartle!" The other man claimed to have been "G-Wiz" back before he serated himself over prostration and Cialas abuse. I looked at him and his stained pants and I said, "I believe you, Mr. Stackhouse!" Then I thought of long lost Basket, the proto mascot of the Washington Seadogs, birthed in the Abe Pollin Invitro Farm and discarded in Oxen Hill near Larry's Comfort Zone and Discount Cigarette Emporium.

Even with losing streak it's hard not to be excited for this time of year, especially because of all the nice weather and all the Pollin in the air---some call him MR. DRUMMOND!!!! WHOP FRAZIER!!!

Oh lord this booze is good like a gimpy Steve Blake aka Rattus Norvegicus!!!

YOU CAN HOBBLE, BUT YOU CAn'T HIDE FROM DANA !!!!!!!!!!! I shall make a desirous, distended specimen of our love.

posted by Wizznutzz | 8:55 PM
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