Wednesday, January 12, 2005
The wizznutzz have been away for a while but know we are back!
We were away for a couple of reasons.
One NEW MANAGEMENT AT THE CIRCUIT CITY meant we have not had access to games on NBA Kwame Pass.
Also, we looked into the eyes of Phil Chenier and awoke a week later with piles of mulch in the office. (Its Not the first time!)
And mostly, like Tony ("Jah would never give the power to a baldhead") Kornehiser says today in the Post : The wizards are like Purple Crocuses: winning is taking some time to get used to!!!
Just like Kwame Brown was hypnotized in the locker room by the slow sensual marvels of his body shifting and rising before it finally settled into the beathtaking unchaste landscape we see before us now.
The wizards are suddenly hotter that Leslie Shepphard in a wave pool!!!
And now the national media is all over the wizards quicker than a cancer-sniffing dog sidling up to Abe Pollin!
The wizards are shooting first and asking questions later and that question is "Whos Next?" and sometimes"Samaki can you pass me the biscuits?"
They are Truly living the slogan PURE ENERGY!!
This is not the first time the Washington bullets and wizards have had slogans that were SO TRU, like look at some from the past:
1996: “Balls In Motion!”
1992:”Blacks and Snacks!”
2002: “A Young Man in Shorts!”
1988: “Pungent Dreams!”
2000: “Out of our brief year slips May, and Winter lingers, and Summer flies; and sorrow abides, and pleasure dies; and the days are short, and the nights are long, and little is right, and much is wrong!”
INCITES:
Incite #1:
LBoogie could filch the hair of your head! Now the hole world knows what we always knew, that LBoogie has game, and it’s a deadpan game!
Incite #2:
The wizards are also winning off the court! Which makes life very hard for the wizznutzz because we are storytellers BUT But as long as we have Michael CROOKSHANKS Ruffin and GWIZ and Gilbert Arenas aka THE CHOCOLATE FREDDO there is always promise for the wizznutzz.
Wizznutzz reveal:
Gilbert Arenas has ASPERGERS game! and aspergers syndrome.
He is divinely inappropriate in his play as he is in his peculiar, stiff gaze and emotional chaos.
Further evidence of Gilberts Aspergers revealed in his coin tossing, insomniac practice habits and also in his special interests in geographical jigsaw puzzles, taking apart doorknobs, attempting to compose handwritten characters out of many very small dots just like printers, ant farms and also carbon paper and magic tricks and opening and closing elevator doors and elevator shafts and more.
Awesome mp3 of 2 men with aspergers inappropriately thinking dog violence is funny!?!?
INCITE #3:
SO I was googling then words "Iverson + Ashy + Penis" the othe rday and LO AND BEHOLD!
DANA!!!!!!!
We forgive and miss you dana!
Hopefully Dana will come back to us soon and she can share with us all some of HER Wizards groupies experiences like how she told me once that Ledell Eakles' testicles are like "One big damn sack of softened Pruno Oranges."
Tonite Etan is getting activated!!!!!
COnme back tomorrow for some slammin Etan poetry!!!
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