Wizzards Midwest / profile in Afros. SHEEN!!!
Could have been so beautiful to see this crew parading down F Streett on float sponsored by Abe Pollen's Discount Eugenics Farm, fake afros bending in the wind like so much wheat, blowing kisses to displaced homeless and law enforcement officers, repeating with chants of "4 MOre Years!!!" but alas it's nothing but rebuilding and building of rebuilding and watching Detroit Wizards parade past Big Buck ["Great food GOOD TIMES"] of Auburn Hills all the way down to actual Detroit to dodge potholes on Woodward Avenue as whole of Motor City chants "Thanks for in vitro experiments /dodgy trades, MR. Drummond!!! May you forever deal away future in order to satifsy biological experiments of present!" THEY CHANTED THAT!!!!?? WHOA!! Detroit does not play!!!
Posted by Dana von Postgame Call-In Show Girl, WizzNutzz intern
