Michael Jordans older brother James isa a tru Warier!
Command Sgt. Maj. James R. Jordan has asked to stay in the Army for a year beyond his mandatory retirement date so he could complete a deployment to Iraq with the 35th Signal Brigade."We are currently at war," the older Jordan told The Fayetteville Observer. "We are doing things, and it requires leaders to do certain things. That's what I am, a leader."
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Many people in sports media and also EDUtainers like the wizznutzz toss around war talk when they talk sports. They toss it around like they toss around Steve Blakes gameworn buttocks on the dulles airport shuttle.
They say we gotta "hunker down in the trenches", we gotta march down the field and "go into battle"
like when KG said tru quote:
"This is it and for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, loading up the Uzi, I've got a couple of M-16s, a couple of nines and a couple of joints with some silencers on them. I'm just loading up clips, a couple of grenades, a missile launcher with a couple of missiles."
-and the time when Jimmy "The Rat" Lynam yelled: "we gotta Splice the Main Brace you Jack Tar bastards!" on the golf course.
INCITE #2
Even commentators get into the act.!!!
Like when Renee Knott described Tracy Murray as having "50 confirmed kills."
And TNT ANALIST Tim "The Bomb Squad" Legler last week was a War Hawk.
His veins bulged as he swore to smoke the fans out and yelled "Drop the bomb. Kill them All" while he rode his swift boat into the interior with a very very high Randell Jackson, looking to exterminate the naked and clay-painted SIR Charles, the once powerful company man who turned native, turned mad, mumbling to himself in a spider hole, a spider holed choked with darkness, choked with the scent of Old Spice.
Tim Legeler leaves his door unlocked and sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow. Tim Legler couldnt even join the army if he wanted on account of his Plantar Fascitus. He would have to ride in the back of the humvee in a sharp double-breasted huntergreen suit, cheering on the team.
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SO Michael Jordan is NO warrier. Hes not a leader of men.
Its men like JAMES "JJ" J Jordan that go into battle and are leaders of men.
You wont find James Jordan calling his squad mates "mules"
and he doesnt need lockerroom notice boards to motivate cause he motivates for GOD and for USA USA USA not for humiliating his opponents.
James Jordan goes into battle to protect us from ruthless narcissistic dictators. Maybe he should have saved his trouble and just taped Brother Michael to a chair, because MJ is the Saddam Hussein of the Association though thankfully Abe Pollin deposed him. Because if you think Abu Graib prison was bad, then you obviously never heard the story about MJs "Faggot Pyramid" he built in the MCI practice gym one day. Its just a matter of time until Kwame Brown talks to Steve Croft about the nightmares, and the truths!!:
Ty Lue atop the pyramid, weeping and wetting himself and wetting the whole pyramid, a pyramid of humans and a pyramid of our HYPOCRISY while Salieri and uncle tom COLLINS sat around laughing, taunting and posing for pictures.
ALSO
Congratulations to Michael Ruffin and wife Mistye on their 4th baby, a new baby girl!!!
He missed a practice and we really MIST YE, Mike!!
Awesome TRU FACT FILE on Mike Ruffin:
He has a daughter called Javon!!!!!!
He has a degree in chemical engineering at Tulsa.
His most prized possession is his collection of exotic pets:
which includes a coatimundi, bearded dragon, three African spur-thighed tortoises, hedgehog, Africn bullfrog, rabbit, three lizards, frog, two hamsters, fish and a pair of ferrets.
An African spur-thighed tortoise and a pair of ferretts??
That sounds LIKE Jahidi White's offseason!!!!!!
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