Posted by God Shammgod, WizzNutzz intern
While he plays for Wizards archenemaies the Indiana Pacers, we respect Ron Artest as a rapper, a producer, and emotional manchild. He also plays basketball! Insha'allah!!! See our good friend Eric Adelson's awesome article on Ron Ron in ESPN The Mag, the best awkwardly sized sports magazine in the whole wide world (outside of Saudi Arabia, where the paper sizes and sports coverage are just plain wack--the good kind!!!).
One week into NBA season Ron Ron said he needed a break from basketball because he was tired from promoting his record label, Truwarier.
We fully understand, Ron Ron! We're ready to pack in the WizzNutzz---and we don't even have a mission or a position or a statement, let alone all three. Insha'allah!!! But Truwarier has a mission position statement, and it's all tru !
"Ron was named The Truwarier for his relentless style of play. Rather than becoming known as the type of warrior that slices off heads and battles with weapons Artest chose to use his own spelling and change the meaning."
Spelling versus chopping off heads!! Positive choice, Ron Ron!!! Strike the negative!!! SHOUT DOWN THE VOICES!!!!
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