Saturday, November 20, 2004  

Ron Artest is the Swifty Lazar
of Record Promotion!!!
Pistons/Pacers brawl means

more free pub for
Truwarier Records!!!

And plenty of manufactured outrage from ESPN heads!!!
"It's terrible! A travesty! Raw bacon!"
Airwaves filled for weeks with accusations, indignations, and bald-faced plugs for Christmas Day rematch on ESPN!!
WIN WIN!!! Insha'allah!!!

A jealous Susan O'Malley learns from Ron Ron's promotional cunning, immediately drops "Wizards Singles Night with Brendan Haywood" and opts for "Glock 9s Night with Gilbert Arenas!"

Posted by God Shammgod, WizzNutzz intern

posted by Wizz Nutzz | | 1:15 AM
4 comments

4 Comments:

Ron Artest is friggin nuts. Although I don't condone this kind of action, that fight was the best ever!

Trish

By Anonymous, at 2:20 PM  

Sure, Trish, some people would call that a fight, a brawl, a riot. But Truwarier's Board of Directors call that a marketing campaign!!!!

By WizzNutzz, at 4:23 PM  

Sure, Trish, some people would call that a fight, a brawl, a riot. But Truwarier's Board of Directors call that a marketing campaign!!!!

Don't 4get, Ron Ron's jaunt drops Nov. 23!!! Bum rush Tower for a copy!!!

By WizzNutzz, at 4:25 PM  

apparently he did nothing but push his CD on the Today show.
Word up, Ron!

By John, at 10:17 AM  

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