Throw on ya hoodies and lace up ya boots, cuz this thing is ON! Insha'allah!!!
Wizz race to 3-2 record by defeating Magic thereby avoiding sub-.500 record for one more day. It's like when my head coach, Hadzic Sabit, told me, "GOD, do not take Team Al Hilal lightly just because it's early in the season. After all, they have Al Turky Turky who will get unconscious on your ass."
What did we at Team Al Ittihad do? We beat Al Hilal like a sick mule, and then we went on to win the Kudu Saudi Basketball Championship, which is like NIT for Middle East ballers.
GOD TOUCHES GOLD BALL
Speaking of Beating Sick Mules
As we know, Michael "Salieri" Jordan referred to his Wizard teammates as sick mules, which lead to a lot of creative art work---and a lot of hurt feelings, especially among the mules. Now it's revealed that Salieri beat down Magic's Grant Hill and his female foot during game on Jan. 16, 2003. Sir Limp-A-Lot said he knew prior to that game that his left foot was broken but he wanted to play against, thank Allah, a finally retiring Jordan. "I just wanted to go one last time and I figured he wouldn't play again," Hill said. "Him realizing I was hurting, he kind of went at me." Salieri scored 20 of his 32 points in the first quarter against El Gimpo. Sorry, Grant! Once a mule beater, always a mule beater! Even Saudi Arabia is kinder than Salieri, a man jealous of youth and talent and salad-dressing manchilds named Kwame!
