On behalf of the WizzNutzz,
Michael Wilbon wishes you
A VERY GANGSTA
THANKSGIVING
With WizzNutzz inpoirational artist Sioux 23 out weeping in the fields today over the rape and pillage of his homeland, I thought that I DANA VON POSTGAME CALL-IN SHOW GIRL! should step up and sshow my pencils !!! I've been learning so much from Steve Blake during his time in the Cheeseboot, including how to talk Swahili since Wizards have two players from Swaziland in Kwame Brown and Samaki Walker and Stevie wanted to make them feel at home, but mostly Steve has taught me how to use chalks and charcoals and such to express myself rather than stolen peyote. As you obvsiously can see, it's almost working!!!
Wilbon shows his bonafides in his column today!! Even as he questions hip-hop cultuyre in NBA he wants everrry body to know that he can still bust a move in ya ass when needed:
"The point here is not that I think hip-hop is bad; some Eminem or Snoop Dogg CD is constantly playing in my car. "
Those some underground jawns, Wilbon!!! Good guys, too!!! Gangsta gangsta, CWEBB style!!! Wilbon have you been jamming Snoops' new "How to Control Ya Ho!" off Rhythm & Gangsta ? It's all about hitting your woman!! Sounds best in a BMW!!! Or in the Post newsroom or PTI production office. Would love to see Kornheiser steppin' to that jam. Remember Wilbon: To stay street you gotta Show ya bonafides whenever, wherever!!! Personally, I do it all the time, which means that I will drop trou in public even when Chico DeBarge don't ask me too.
Posted by Dana Von Postgame Call-In Show Girl, WizzNutzz intern