THA 'TAWN TAWN!!!
A grand new dance is sweeping the WizzNutzz's Camp Lorenzo!!!
It was created by noted pacifist and Debbie Allen devotee Antawn Jamison during the game tonight, and in a show of NBA unity he had both the Wiz & Netz dropping legs on the court (and Zo dropped a kidney, but it was on tha beat, yo!). Tawn's dance was like a mix of steps gleaned from Jets vs. Sharks (NFL/NHL) and Weird Al's "Eat It" video, delivered with the herky-jerky speed of Larry King high steppin' to his morning constitutional. Sensual yet functional!!
I would love a pair of these dance-inflicted gameworns. Insha'allah!!!
Note to Pistons/Pacers: Don't fight, just pull down ya pants and dance!!!
The Nets don't dance
they just pull down they pants
and throw the rock away
lean back
bacon
!!!
Posted by God Shammgod, WizzNutzz intern
