WOW. WIZ/MAGIC GAME WAS ON NBA TV IN HIGH DEFINITION!

I COULD actually see Mitchell Butler getting older!

T-MAC lights it up over and over and over.!!

Sure the Magic have Tracy McGrady, but the Wizards have... CINDY McTRUSTY" !!!!,
aka Mitchell Butler!!!

And the Wiz hang in blow for blow for a while with Gilbert and Etan, aka PRIDE and PREDJUDICE hopping back over the trench like young ANZAC soldiers in Gallipoli

"how fast can ya run?"
"as fast as a chicken"
"how fast are ya gonna run?"
"AS FAST AS A CHICKEN!!"

Only to be mown down again by the turkish guns!!!

Injuries or no injuries, If I was Abe Pollin I would trust Mitchell Butler to perform my weekly colonoscopy before I would trust him to run the offense.

If I was ABe Pollin, I would get Alcor to freeze me like Ted Williams and his Son, to be thawed when the Wiz make the playoffs.
Phil Chenier could keep the forzen Abe in his lving room, by the credenza. When he can't sleep, Phil will stand in front of the glowing blue cryo-jar that holds the old frozen jewish man, and eat ginger snaps innthe dark in his too-small terry cloth robe, and drink hot cocoa. He wouldnt have any profound thoughts when he does this; he would just enjoy his snaps and clear his head. In the morning his wife would feel the cookie crumbs under her bare feet and be reminded perhaps of her own mortality and feel a sudden urge to feel a mans touch and the warm sting of brandy in her throat.

At halftime, Fred Carter called the Cleveland Cavaliers "The Seabiscuit of the NBA"!!!!!
Which I guess makes LeBron James the one-eyed, unhyped, left for dead, drunk and gammy-legged jockey of the NBA??
Sharp sports-on-sports metaphor Fred!!!