Someone tell Abe Pollin that the NBA Board of Governors put us in the SOUTHEAST Division next year, not the BIG EAST!!!!
WASSSUPPP!!!!
You can never have too many prototypical 6'5" bigmen!!!
Gosh how do we sniff out such hidden talents? Wizards brain trust leaves no stone unturned, they gather secrets from Giant checkoutlines, urinals at Greveys, WJLA TV!!!
We have the best scouts inside the beltway!
SO WEVE UPDATED SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!
CLick on RADIO RAHEEM to see the newest Dopplegangers!!!
And we may not be done.
Our top secret source "Tom Scocca Throat" reports:
"Front office currently engineering massive four-sided trade involving Guangdong Hongyuan, Maccabi Tel Aviv, and Aras ITU Istanbul to bring Laron Profit, Sarunas Jasikevicius, and Tahj Holden to Wiz . . .
Brendan Haywood's agent seeks assurances of playing time in Turkish Basketball
League before deal can go through..."
Don't be worried Brendan! Small hands are admired ,but not discussed in Turkey. Same with small boys!!!
Speaking of Foreign SCouting, check out these proven talents:
Randell jackson
He was playing in Israel but after 9/11 suspected Al Qaeda would be stepping up there campaign to fly planes into basketball players and now hes back home, in his basement, with his tekken and tinned beans.TRUE!
CALL ME!!
God Shammgod
Tap into the PASSION frenzy! Hurry up, before Jesus lands in the back of the toy box with yestedays furby! And Jesus wasnt even a Chinese All Star!!
and Finally...
IKE AUSTIN!!!!
Hes travelled a long, unceratyin road since he left us. And hes travelled the road in a CHEESEBOOT! I bet that cheese could tell some stories!
Look at his awesome official photo... either he's blowing out birthday candles or hes tired of these foreign stuff with the wider key!!!
