(Whimpers like G-Wiz after 8 days at the beachhouse!!!)
Have you ever thought what it would be like to challenge Prince to a basketball game?
Jerry Stackhouse whispered that exact sentiment to me yeseterday in the sauna. Jer Jer Stackz thought his female knees could back down The Artist, giving him a purple facial and get an easy two in the paint. (He then mentioned Earl Boykins in the same soft, salacious breath.)
Speaking of haberdashery, Sometimes I dream of slipping on a set of Jahidi used undergarments and post-game Hot Plate Williams gym sox and Kevin Duckworth's marsupial pouch and Gheorge Muersan's sense of sartorial splendor, and just stepping up my game to 40% and giving a partial some of my all, and just dribble it down my legs, and then do a loopdeloop HAM SLAM right over Prince Rodgers' Controversy-era folicle stackup!!! Even Stack could get up over that lil' guy!
Well, purple dreams no more, beautiful ones!! You can see Eddie Murphy's brother Charlie---yes, THAT Charlie----challenge the Purpleyel One to a game of hoops right here!
