More Squeaky Clean Jarvis Hayes Diary Updates!

The Jam Jar has a Proustian moment at the AllStar Weekend!

Coach Jordan Chroming regularly off DoubleWide sharpie he uses to apply his bangs with, takes first genuine shot at his players!

Retro-Snipes our Bigs for being softcocks!!

"It was like watching grass grow," Jordan said of the trials and tribulations of Kwame Brown, Jared Jeffries, and Brendan Haywood. "Are they ever going to improve? Are they ever going to get it? Are they ever going to be physical? Are they ever going to grow? But then you step away and see [that they have]. This league is all about talent, toughness, and veteran's experience, not young, developing, soft teams."

Tom Knott continues to call out Wizards players for being gutless.

First he took on Larry "COldMountain" Hughes which was shameful.
Now he accusses StrawHouse of being a larcenous Felonius Bunk!

STACK had a very Tom Knott moment himself last week:

"It was worth it," Stackhouse said. "I was able to come back and show the professionalism of what the job is about. Now it's time to be smart, be professional about the situation."

Jerry Stackhouse is Like Matt Flinders (The Velvet Frog???) of the NBA, The Professionals Professional!!~

Meanwhile disgraced self-hating dinkan Manute Bol is stumping in a Middleton Straw Pol to help aid Tiny Tims and Tiny Tinas of the Sudan.

"I think the work he's doing in wonderful," said Norman Bishop, president and founder of Positive Solutions, which runs PBR Ltd. The Gallery and gift shop. "It's needed to bring awareness to the people of Sudan."

Bishop added, :"He's also wonderfully funny looking, which is why we are expect an excellent afternoon!"

Meanwhile, The Indianapolis Ice, Manutes former Hockey Team, is signing up Tonya Harding!!!

See Manute hate himself here!

Read Jim Lynams touching customer review of "Manute Bol: The Center of Two Worlds" here!

BOMB SQUAD member back on the court!
The United States Basketball League, Inc. (USBL) announced today the signing of former NBA star and Enid resident Brent Price by the Oklahoma Storm. Price will hold the responsibilities of player, assistant coach, and vice-president of community outreach.

The beast part is they play at the 2000 capacity "Mark Price Arena"!!!!!
Mark's Fascia hang from the rafters!!!!

HERE IS THE FIRST AND LAST BRENT PRICE FEATURE YOU MAY EVER READ< AND ITS A DOOZIE!!!

Big Hearts...weak bodies...Gods plan...Dark afternonns at the Applebees:


---The family is in the Enid fabric. The Prices and former astronaut Owen K. Garriott, who flew aboard Skylab 3 in 1973 and on Spacelab-1 in 1983 and has a major boulevard named in tribute. The building at Enid High School that used to be Convention Hall is now Mark Price Arena, its showcases in the lobby filled with mementos and newspaper clippings of the family. The Denny Price Family YMCA is close.

---The Applebee's restaurant is like the family photo album. Baby pictures under glass. Plaques on the wall. Articles. Photos of the Price Family Singers, as they were known. Garriott does not go ignored, but it's five against one.

Candy, the waitress, notices someone pointing to a picture of the oldest brother and relating a story.

"Do you know Mark Price?" she says.

"I'm Brent."

Ouch.

Just in case the pain in his lower back wasn't enough.

---Maybe he will pursue a career in Christian music, a love ever since he teamed with his brothers and parents for the Price Family Singers as a youngster: barbershop, patriotic tunes and Christian gospel a specialty.

---Getting to the day when he can bend over and tie his shoes without a how-to manual would be nice.

And finally:

BIG BEN ON HALLOWEEN:

We never really did the Halloween thing. We ain't into the Halloween dress-up. That never came up. We went out, but we couldn't afford to dress up. We went as ourselves. That was good enough. We still got candy and stuff.