Just got a JAHIDI CODE RED on the Wizznutzz Blackberry from Wizznutzz Insider JOSH LEVIN!!!!

TOBACCO ROAD TO BE RENAMED BACON ROAD!!!

BERNIE BUTTERSTAFF TO TAKE JAHIDI WHITE #1 in EXPANSION DRAFT!!??!!

IF your not an ESPN Insider heres the highlights:

How do the Suns convince the Bobcats to swallow this contract? They offer $3 million in cash (the most a team can pay) and their first-round pick (currently the third pick in the draft). The Bobcats would jump at the chance to have another high lottery pick. Why does Phoenix do it? Getting White off the books gives them roughly $16 million in cap space to make a run at Kobe Bryant this summer. They know they're a little short right now.

"ESPN INSIDER" false advertising, for your money they should tell you itsbreally "ESPN ASSCRAZY!"

Rebuilding teams giving up #3 picks in the draft?

IT gets Crazier now.

COLD MOUNTAIN!!!!??
Cold Mountain, DOnt go back to Butterstaffs Farm!

This will be the other deal to look at. The Wizards also are interested in clearing cap space, and Hughes may tempt the Bobcats. He's a good, young talent with only one year left on his contract. Hughes can play multiple positions and gives the team someone who can score and pass the ball. If the Wizards threw in cash, would the Bobcats bite?

LBoogies the best deal on our books!! You want to clear our cap space, take Lorenzo WIlliams!!!!

Or Sister Christian????

Washington might be willing to throw in its lottery pick (currently No. 6) if the
Bobcats took Christian Laettner (1 year, $6.2 million) instead. The Wizards, in return,
clear enough room to throw $10 million or so at a free agent this summer.

We give up a lottery pick and sister christian to throw 10 million dollars at a second rate free agent Rodney White??? Thats how Sally got us in this mess in the first place!


ESPN InSIDER neeks to check its head at the Bacon Road Helath Center

ITS an "INFORMAL SURGERY"!!!!

Internists dont wear ties, and have to pass this comprehensive medical test.

Wherever Jahidi goes we wish him love and chasers at his heels for he is our heart and a little bit of all of us is in jahidi, especially the part that manrapes our young!!

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