Im swollen with Incites about the Passion Play. The clowns have become the ringmasters!
Its a familiar and darek place. Late in the season, the team imploding, scandal and loss, and washingtonwizards.com is running a feature about Brevin Knight's brother!
INCITE #1
Players are bristling like GWiz in a dry summer haystack.
Lines are being drawn and they are being drawn on the back seat of the carpool station wagon.
If nothing else, the Washington Wizards figured the subtraction of Michael Jordan would drain the poison out of their tumultuous locker room.
The poison of Salieri is powerful and burns inside like a morgul blade.
And now Who is in Charge?? CHarles or Buddy? Why didnt Willie Ames get a call back for the "Passion of Christ"? If anybody needed comic relief its JC in the home stretch!
The clowns have become the ringmasters! And this circus tents falling, faster and faster, and the first ones to get hit, are the ones in the cheap seats!
As weve said before, Its power vacuums like this that lead to the unthinkable, like Nazis and signing Rod Strickland!
There is also such thing as the talent vaccuum and see what it does to young spring minds!!!!
Comcast is selling its broadcasts with the line "come see Juan Dixon and the Wizards."
Its a talent vaccumm that cost the bullets 20 years of their lives. Each year a man named Tracy Tim Jim Rex would step into the old world like a canadian missionary off a boat and into camp of hungry Pygmies and suddenly be scoring 50 points in one game and the management firm of Unseld, Nash, Drummond and Unseld Jr. would pony up fattened contracts to secure their latest cornerstone talent. Post show callers like Dana calling up scott jackson and Michael Adams insisting that more minutes for Randell Jackson is all that stands in the way of the playoffs.
Now, Gilbert and Kwame have real talent.
But its easy to wake up one morning in a Wizards uniform with a german SUPEREGO scratching the bedposts waiting for its bowl to be filled.
Remember the year that Michael Westbrook appointed himself the clubhouse leader of the Redskins. Thats THE VOID! Tread gently leaders of tomorrow!!!
LETS RECAP WHAT WAS SAID:
Kwame:
To me, it seems like guys are just going out to get numbers. We're not passing. If you look at the little bit of wins that we do have, we have 20-plus assists. In games that we don't care and all, we have one guy with OK numbers, but he's shooting. We've got guys whining and complaining about offense, but that's not basketball. It makes me sick.
Gilbert:
If you ain't converting, you ain't converting, you know. Last time I checked I passed him the ball like six or seven times; he passed it to somebody else right under the basket. I don't know where he's coming from right there. I mean, I guess he didn't have 20 tonight. I don't know.
Kwame:
Coach changed the whole offense up for certain people," Brown said. "We changed it because certain guys were complaining. I think we need to stop complaining and play ball. What I said I said for the whole team, not just one guy.
Gilbert:
Maybe he sees all those guys who came out of high school and turned into studs, and he's a little bit frustrated over that because he feels he needs to be there," Arenas said. "And we want him to get there. I'm going to try my best to get him there.
Even after the Wizards WIN!!!:
Gilbert:
We're going to keep going this way until somebody complains about something else ...
As long is everybody is happy. I never look at a stat sheet. I don't know what my stats were tonight. I never do...
If we had lost it would have been my fault. Congratulations to everybody else.
KWAME:
He was very obedient. He ran the plays the coach called
OBEDIENT!!!!!???
WHATS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!
This is no doubt about it abouse. Verbal abuse!
Verbal ABuse is a very seriouis condition. If you've heard, "You're Too Sensitive," like Kwame and Gilbert have , you've heard verbal abuse.
Most abusers abuse surreptitiously. They are "stealth abusers". You have to actually live with one in order to witness the abuse.
"Verbal Abuse is insidious.Verbal Abuse is endemic. Verbal Abuse impacts millions of people.Verbal Abuse and its denial are crazy-making!!!!!"
Sticks and stones may break our bones just as wordsdo also
Kwame take the verbal abuser test
Gilbert Take the verbal abuser test
Maybe you are not so smart but both acting dumb. Dumb when it comes to emotionzzz!!
INCITE #2
Not all touches are the same. Mr Drummond never touched Arnold and Willis the same way he touched Kimberley.
There are "Good Touches" and "Bad Touches".
The wizards know bad touches so well they are actually fighting for them,
like little Stockholm-syndromers at a Jeffrey Jones Boys Camp!
Its time for healing and what heals all wounds????
1. Going on team field trips like deep-sea fishing or colonial williamsburg
2. Communication and body contact
3. Sharing stories about your childhood.
4. Small gifts and keepsakes.
5. Remaining thankful for what you already have in life
6. Exploring eachothers bodies.
7. Cortisone and Bacon.
8. Christian Laettner's EMO LPs.
9. Being so secure in your heterosexuality, that you can literally ride anoither man around the house, down on all fours, like a big naked horse.
There are resources outside oursleves for self healing too.
Like:
ATHLETES FOR A BETTER WORLD
and
POSITIVE COACHING ALLAINACE
ALSO, WHO HEALS with his COUNCILMAN'S MANHANDS??
ALDERMAN GEORGE UNSELD is who, for he is the Doctor Phil of Washington Sports and Entertainment
Alderman Unseld gives this healing advice:
"Sons, you've taken a padded seat in a dangerous place called the comfort zone. That means you are not yet ready to change -- in fact you are far from it. You convince yourself that "My wife likes me this way. " or "I think fat is beautiful" but by taking a seat in the comfort zone, you remove yourself from the fear of reaching and possibly failing.
It's like that old saying, "God don't make no junk."
But what really heals, is WINNING!!!!
Now gilbert and kwame are teasing eacother playfully in the showers on the heels of a combined quintuple double!
They are Like George and Martha from WHOS AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF
The two of them clearly care deeply for each other, but events have turned their marriage into a nasty battle between two disenchanted, cynical enemies.
As they tear eachother open on the stage, they have been acutallyt acting out the dualisms that we all face and fear in our lives: repression and the wearing of masks, the inability to communicate, psychological violence, and the fear of castration and childbirth. But now its like George and Martha just went upstairs and finally just had a good sweaty romp in the bed and lwet out all there pent up resentment and now the world seems like quite the place.
Gilbert eats a Jam sandwich with his shirt off and yells "I aint Afraid of No Naomi WOlf!" , and Kwame chuckles over his hot Milo and shoots back softly "Shiit. keep it going, keep it going"
meanwhile.....
What the hey!!!!! Whats Gwiz doing at a San Francsisco Gay Wedding Rally?????
What Could this mean?????????!!!!!
