TOUGH STRETCH AHEAD FOR WIZ
"After All-Star" is Upon Us!!!!

Basketball experts suggest Wizards will have a hard time in the next few games because they dont match up with good teams very well.

So we made it through Black Thanksgiving with a 100% casualty rate. Jarvis has to go back to his fully functioning Beef and Sheep farm and conditon his ankles in the muddy paddocks like a South Cardiff Rocky Balboa!!!

Meanwhile the rest of the team did what every young group of inner city millionaires would do... they went deep sea fishing!!!

How great is that!
CHristian LAettner does it every year, and I guess all the other young guys are just tagging along like little brothers, cramping his stlye, scaring the fish!
I would so love to see Kwame in his neoprene waders and zinc cream, holding his high tension pole off the side of the boat, listening to Jimmy Buffett, setting up his rig, getting his MUSKIE INNOVATIONS SHALLOW INVADERS all mixed up in Cold MountainsCREME SCOUNDRELS while Jared Jeffries clambers around the deck after a slippery fish like Gollum in the Forbidden Pool!

All the while Brevin Baggins spent the weekend curled up in his special bed at the Bellini Furnbiture store that he runs with his wife. Goodnight quiet old lady whispering hush! Goodnight Moon!

Meanwhile,
At the CHico Debarge AllStart Party this weekend, Wizznutzz friend travis morrison leaned over to me while I finished a plate of Atkins Approved pom niosettes and declared:

That Philly game insulted me. I may not watch for a while. Gilbert
Arenas gets this look on his face like he is trying to remember what sport he
is playing, and Kwame and Brendan left their opposable thumbs in DC. I
couldn't believe it. They'd been catching the ball for weeks.

At which point he hastily made his way out of the Applebees and into the heavy dusk.

The FInal Results are in for the
2004 GHEORGIE AWARDS!!!!

But What about "The Kid with the Broken Halo"??? That scene where Rudy Desautel is wide open in the end zone and is jumping up and down waving his arms for the ball??? I felt like I was in the game!

Chech out therese awesome Gheorge Muresan links:

-A top notch fan site!

-Scroll Down for Gidza in a One Piece!!!!

-Assistant professotr Muresan??

And finally,

everybody go a read about being a DC SPortsfan from our ace reporter friend Sports Central Columnist Pete Sweigard. He quotes us! We R Flattered by your Turgid prose big Pete!