Holy finger in the arse!
Is this the defensive move that Coach Sharpie Jordan needs to start teaching the young Wizzards in order for them to not give up the lane like a $2 call girl?

Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players.

In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty.

Asked to describe what a wedgie felt like, the Tigers winger replied: "You get a burning sensation. Your undies are getting reefed up your arse."

Oh to be the reporter who asked the question "What did it feel like?" OUR PROFESSION IS ALWAYS SEARCHING AND EXPERIMENTING!!!