What a Day! The Strickland signing has given me a very visible sense of purpose!!

Jahidi White Tribute Page Is Up!!!!
HERE IT IS!!!!

We hope the people of Phoenix enjoy our droll companion.
He'll be alongside old friend Tom Gugliotta, who shares his thoughts on all sorts of tantalizing topics here.
Whats your secret Googs"??!! You may have an old body, but you write like a man half your age!

SALAM PAX!
The Chicago Bulls look like they are going to give the reigns to former Bullets Scott "Loc Groundrunner" SKiles!!!
Read the Story here.

But Phoenix Suns players (Et Tu Hidi?) claim that Scott can be "overbearing", "nitpicking" and once rubbed Sean Marion the wrong way! Scott Skiles is also a model Chaser!!! Good to see you back on your stout little legs and back in the game Scotty!

Gilbert Arenas leaves it all on the court the other night, including perhaps his colon! Gilbert day to day, or a day to day earlier than day to day.

Hold the Phone Jesus!
Gilbert severley injures his stomach!!!! Gilbert and Stackhouse now most formidable injured backcourt in the league!

Man the day was so good with the Rod signing and now so dark.
The world is a mystery. The ups and the downs, like the wizards played the other night it Seattle: it was a 2 edged taoist coin!
We Look for Juan Dixon to take many many shots, not counting the usual antibiotic ones.

Can can jarvis Hayes step it up? Or has he already hit the rookie wall? Or rather slid into it on the ytrail of garlic sauce and onions that follows him everywhere he goes. WE BELIEVE IN YOU JARVIS! AND DIGESTION!!

Maybe Jarvis's mind is elsewhere because his Father James is suing filthy telestratist Eddie Fogler over at CBS for writing the words "Better With Bacon" on James head with the telestrator during a timeout.
Its not clear what effeect this will have on young Bangers and Mash.
But it is clear that all the Hayes men have names that start with J.
Is this like Roger Celemns and his KKK sons? Does James admire the Silky J that much?
Or is he like MacBeth and Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!??

Wizznutzz love you Jimi Izrael!!!
For your passion and your Z!!
Though maybe our ethno-populist homoeroticism does not please the Izraelites!!!
But The wizznutzz have walked in black shoes and white shoes. JUST LIKE Gilbert Arenas!!!
We fight racism AND narcissism, especially the racial narcissizms of Michael Jordan!!!

Thanks to the fanm who defended Ira Newble. But thanks for nothing!
Etan fights injustice with poetry, not curses or thrown basketballs!